A day with George sounds like this

Woke up at 6:50... Couldn't get back to sleep... MONDAY WHY YOU NO LIKE ME :_(


Krusty Krab pizza song in the shower... You know you love it


I'm glad I didn't see the halftime show. Black eyed peas belong in my stomach, not in my music please. thanks


I still don't know what a ugoogalizer is


I'm basically an iron chef, except... without the iron. Although I did just iron my shirt. I guess that makes me a... dangit. Guess I am.


No texts or emails all day! What is going on? Has EVERYBODY DIED?!


Warming up leftovers, because that's what smart, efficient, prudent, and very poor people do.


I have decided that BAKED ALASKA shall be my new family-appropriate curseword for the month. Thoughts?


Top 3 fears of 90's parents: inappropriate cartoons, bullies, bike accidents. Top 3 fears of 2K parents: how to pay for your children's ipods and still afford food, how to keep your 12 year old daughter chaste, and wondering where the TV remote got to. Yeah, I miss my childhood, I'm not gonna lie.


LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. Joshua Pake has just informed me that his new family-appropriate curseword is now SMOKED RUSSIA. I believe my dear BAKED ALASKA has started a trend. Adopt your own!


The wonderful thing about FB is that I can log out of it whenever I want. I can log out of life too. It's called sleep!


Let's face it, all Japanese names sound like the noise of a katana cutting through a rhino's body.


I think my brain is subconsciously reacting to Valentine's Day by working up a good sense of humor so I know how to laugh at myself when I'm all alone.


If I eat any more Swedish fish, I just might turn into a fish. I've given up hope of actually becoming Kevin Bacon though.